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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

College Boy vs Senior Citizen

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing .....and," pausing to take another drink of beer, the Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said,

"You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?"

The applause was resounding...
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I love jokes that are true, ya know? Respect your elders. Hugs!

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Blogger Piacere said ... (January 23, 2007 at 10:44 AM) : 

DAY-UM!!!! This is what I've been saying all along, you youngster, you!!!!

HSG!!
Pia

 

Blogger Dixiechick said ... (January 23, 2007 at 10:46 AM) : 

buwhahahahaha.... so true and so funny....

Hey, I'm writing this on the calendar... 2 post in one week.... LMOO

 

Blogger Maryfly said ... (January 23, 2007 at 10:59 AM) : 

Pia sweetie, I'm learning from you!

Dixie girl, I had to post every day for a week cause of Busy, remember?

 

Blogger Bond said ... (January 23, 2007 at 1:52 PM) : 

GREAT story

 

Blogger Travis said ... (January 23, 2007 at 8:32 PM) : 

Oh smack!

 

Blogger SGT DUB said ... (January 24, 2007 at 8:35 AM) : 

yes, I find first year law students to be the most annoying. Great story.

 

Blogger Vanessa said ... (January 26, 2007 at 1:57 PM) : 

This gets my story of the week award. I hope it's ok that I "borrowed" it. Great blog you've got here.

 

Blogger Maryfly said ... (January 26, 2007 at 2:32 PM) : 

thanks everyone!

Vanessa, anytime, thank you

 

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