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Tuesday, February 6, 2007

A Joke For Pia

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking
her faithful aged poodle named Bond along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Bond
discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some
bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the
bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy,that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard. "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes
a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine!"

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back
and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them
yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.

"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
leopard!

Moral of this story....

Don't mess with old farts...
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
B.S. and brilliance only come with age and experience.




Hee hee - have an awesome day and thanks for reading. Hugs!

Comments on "A Joke For Pia"

 

Blogger SGT DUB said ... (February 6, 2007 at 8:38 AM) : 

Mary,
That's the funniest joke I've heard in a long time. I absolutely loved it. Thanks a bunch!

 

Anonymous gledwood said ... (February 6, 2007 at 1:40 PM) : 

Yes that is an entertaining joke indeed! ... Well I only found you by chance on one of my bloghopping expeditions ... I keep a blog at gledwood2.blogspot.com - You're very welcome to drop by. It is very different from yours though!!

Take care now,
All the Best

Gledwood

 

Blogger Anndi said ... (February 6, 2007 at 5:57 PM) : 

Old poodle.. bwahahahahahahahaha!

Have you ever wondered when wild poodles roamed the earth?

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

OLD poodle..

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh man...

Kudos.. Oh LORD!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

BOND

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Love ya girl!

 

Blogger Dana said ... (February 6, 2007 at 7:41 PM) : 

LMOO!

 

Blogger Bond said ... (February 6, 2007 at 8:13 PM) : 

uh huh.... AND experience is always more welcome then stamina

you may last a long time - but if it ain't good ---who cares!

 

Blogger Meribah said ... (February 7, 2007 at 6:48 PM) : 

Wooooooooooooo! I loved that joke! Bond as a poodle! Too cute! LOL

 

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